_{okay so this is something my HABIT would like}

_{spoiler alert.}

_{the maple bacon cookies.}

_{aren’t actually maple bacon.}

laufmxus:

“Eating babies? That’s a little extreme, ain’t it?”

❝  MAN’S GOTTA EAT.  ❞

baseballbcy:

“all i wanted was a fuckin’ burger. jesus.”

❝  THE ONLY BURGER YOU’RE
GOING TO BE GETTING IS
MADE OF YOUR BABY’S SKIN
UNLESS YOU SHUT THE FUCK
UP & STOP WHINING.  ❞